Q. Why don't snakes bite lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy!
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Kind Words.
A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town.
The waiter came over and asked him for his order.
I'm feeling lonely, he replied, "so what I'd really like is some meat loaf and a kind word.
"The waiter returned with the meat loaf, set it down on the table and began to walk away.
The man asked, "Where's the kind word?"
The waiter stopped, sighed, bent down, and whispered, "Don't eat the meat loaf."
Tactical Wife.
A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.
Women are Equal !!!
A heartwarming story of the advances of women in achieving equality throughout the world...
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in The Middle East several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.She returned to the region recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.
Ms. Walters approached one of the women and said, "This is marvelous. Can you tell the free world just what enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"
"Land mines," said the woman.
Bad Luck !
This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck..."
Warranty ?
A quality engineer married an average girl...
After a tough life with her for two years, he ended with his patienceand finally wrote a note to his father in law...
Your Product Not Meeting my requirements. .
The smart father in law replied..Warranty Expired.... Manufacturer not responsible.
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