The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs.

The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:













10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.






9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.






8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.






7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.Cats might bring you a dead mouse.






6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.






5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.






4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.






3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.






2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.






1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

Differences Between You and Your Boss !!!

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.