Q1. Why did you apply for this job?
Ans: I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first.
Q2. Why do you want to work for this company?
Ans: I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
Ans: You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Ans: Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
Ans: I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company. 6. What is your biggest weakness?
Ans: Girls
7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Ans: Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Ans: Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Ans: Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
Ans: For the same reason why you left your previous job.
11. What do you want from this job?
Ans: No work and good hikes.
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Ans: Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.
13. What do you know about our company?
Ans: I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website.
14. What salary are you expecting?
Ans: Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask. So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.
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