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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No.

"Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes", came the answer."May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No".

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

"Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman.

"Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper.

"Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?

"Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me."

Differences Between You and Your Boss !!!

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

Poetic Resignation !!!

Employee Resignation
The name is good,

the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig

The work or the brand;

what is my way?

I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL,

they wont change their way I don't know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage But to do good work,

this is the age

This dilemma is killing me day by day I don't know if I should stay.

The money is good,

the place is great But the development is at a very small rate

Should I go for the work,

or wait for pay I don't know if I should stay!

The managers don't know what they talk

The team doesn't know where they walk

That's a bad situation, what say?

I don't know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place

But what if I get the same disgrace

I can't keep switching day by day

I don't know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less

Then why have this unnecessary mess

No more will I walk their way,

It's all done, I won't stay.

Thanks & Regards

Employee

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Manager Response

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Reply: What I want to say?
The decision is good or decision is bad

Only God knows still I am glad

Keep moving in life that is what I can say

If you feel right go in the same way

May god give you the work,

the challenge you want

Anyway there is always a second chance

Chances are there,

grab them snatch them

That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....

That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)

From my experience I can tell you

Being in software development is like taking hell out of you

You are frustrated since you have no quality work

And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

It's always like that previous job was better than the current one

And expects the new job will be much better than this one

But what you get is a frustration level up to sun

Than you will again send the resignation like this one

This is all what I want to say

Have you completed all the formalities?

Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)

Once done you can take all your cash

But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.

At last I appreciate your contribution to the company

Even though there was not any....

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI

Don't feel shy

As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....

That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards

Manager