Management theory "thats intelligence".

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber.

"That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?

"The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER .

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Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.

Inspirational Posters

Sayings That Should Be On Those Office Inspirational Posters:

1. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
2. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
3. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
4. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
6. Plagiarism saves time.
7. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
9. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
12. Never! underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
13. We waste time so you don't have to.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.